

(By the way, we did look for sexy minion dudes as well ladies, but there were disappointingly few photos online. There’s a lot of hot minion action in your future. Gird your loins for Halloween 2015, people. Get into mischief in this Despicable Human costume featuring a yellow shirt with wide neck, long sleeves, blue shorts overalls with adjustable shoulder. You could practically describe it as transgressive, were it not for the fact that minions are the living embodiment of cynical Hollywood marketing memes.

The whole concept is so aggressively unsexy-a small, featureless yellow cylinder who specializes in unintelligible catchphrases and slapstick-that it rockets to the top of the “worst sexy Halloween costumes” list. Minions may well be the peak of the pointlessly sexy Halloween costume genre. Disguise Deluxe Minion Costume for Adults 30 21 offers from 39. The sexy minion concept is just an extension of this phenomenon, where people can choose to dress up as a “realistic” minion blob, a humanoid minion in an unflattering yellow jumpsuit and overalls… or just go for minion-themed bikini and heels. If they don’t represent anything in particular, they can be remixed and regurgitated into a limitless number of mediocre Facebook memes, cheap fashion acessories and toys. As Brian Feldman explained in the Awl, the power of Despicable Me‘s minions lies in their meaninglessness. Womens Sexy Female Minion Costume 26.99 Minion Bob Knit Headpiece Cat Costume 10.99 9.99 Female Minion Teen Costume 35.
